substitutes need to get laid.

On friday we had this creepy sub.
He would only talk about how his generation is leaving us with shit.
About how we'll have a hard time getting jobs when we grow up.
And pissed off the football players when he said "sports are a waste of time,
and it's not like any of you are going pro."
He was foaming at the lips, and his lost face creeped me out.

It was pissing everyone off. He was being so pessimistic.
Everyone tuned him out. it was hilarious. He looked over us, and kept talking.
When he finally noticed he was talking to the wall, he threatened to write bad things about
us in the report that he gives to administration.
freakin creeper.
Some people instigated his insane behavior. I laughed.
He explains how there's some atomic radiation in the air that nobody knows about.
He defendes himself by saying that only he knows because he was in the army.
We all leave class after the first bell (we're supposed to go at the 2nd bell, 25 mins later)
He continued to mumble on to the empty room.


My diagnosis was that his wife probably died and he hasn't gotten laid in many, many years.
My hypothesis was confirmed as I left class hearing people say, "he needs to get laid, big time".

In all of the negativeness, I was laughing my ass off.
You wanna know why?
Because it reminded me of this youtube...



Subs always try to preach whatevers on their mind.